July 2008 Horoscope
Jan 20 - Feb 19
You are the epitome of "anything goes." A stable 9-to-5 type will show interest. Try it, you'll like it. Go with your intuition. Steer clear of fast talkers.
Feb 20 - March 20
Dreamy and changeable, you haven't a sense of direction right now. Have a talk with yourself.
March 21 - April 20
Purchase a fire extinguisher: New love affair is hot and combustible. Your overbearing attitude is a no-no.
April 21 - May 20
Your unrealistic sentimentality is giving you double vision in a relationship. Work is your refuge.
May 21 - June 20
Who says you can't keep up with more than one relationship at a time? A car salesperson... you are. A computer geek... you ain't.
June 21 - July 22
We all know you're supersensitive. Stop with the e-mails and faxes. We've got the message. Your employer and co-workers think you're fantastic.
July 23 - Aug 22
In matters of the heart, your pride must be nurtured. If your partner is remiss: "Ned!" As a boss you're magnanimous and charitable.
Aug 23 - Sept 22
You want a refined mate, preferably someone with a master's degree or Ph.D. You're lonely. How about a high school graduate? You're definitely the leader at work.
Sept 23 - Oct 22
"If you're famous and a big spender, knowing your name isn't necessary. Let's get hitched." A fair-minded person, you promote free speech and free lunches.
Oct 23 - Nov 22
Sensual and mysterious, you need to sharpen your seductive skills. Creativity is the way to go career-wise. Open the ballroom dancing school.
Nov 23 - Dec 21
When in a committed relationship, you're unhappy. When single, you're unhappy. So what if you've been fired before lunch?
Dec 22 - Jan 19
Love and money aren't necessarily synonymous. Socialize with the masses. There's life outside the office. Run to the nearest happy hour.