July 2008 Horoscope

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 19

You are the epitome of "anything goes." A stable 9-to-5 type will show interest. Try it, you'll like it. Go with your intuition. Steer clear of fast talkers.


Pisces

Feb 20 - March 20

Dreamy and changeable, you haven't a sense of direction right now. Have a talk with yourself.


Aries

March 21 - April 20

Purchase a fire extinguisher: New love affair is hot and combustible. Your overbearing attitude is a no-no.


Taurus

April 21 - May 20

Your unrealistic sentimentality is giving you double vision in a relationship. Work is your refuge.


Gemini

May 21 - June 20

Who says you can't keep up with more than one relationship at a time? A car salesperson... you are. A computer geek... you ain't.


Cancer

June 21 - July 22

We all know you're supersensitive. Stop with the e-mails and faxes. We've got the message. Your employer and co-workers think you're fantastic.


Leo

July 23 - Aug 22

In matters of the heart, your pride must be nurtured. If your partner is remiss: "Ned!" As a boss you're magnanimous and charitable.


Virgo

Aug 23 - Sept 22

You want a refined mate, preferably someone with a master's degree or Ph.D. You're lonely. How about a high school graduate? You're definitely the leader at work.


Libra

Sept 23 - Oct 22

"If you're famous and a big spender, knowing your name isn't necessary. Let's get hitched." A fair-minded person, you promote free speech and free lunches.


Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 22

Sensual and mysterious, you need to sharpen your seductive skills. Creativity is the way to go career-wise. Open the ballroom dancing school.


Sagittarius

Nov 23 - Dec 21

When in a committed relationship, you're unhappy. When single, you're unhappy. So what if you've been fired before lunch?


Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

Love and money aren't necessarily synonymous. Socialize with the masses. There's life outside the office. Run to the nearest happy hour.